Goreshack - Goreshack lyrics

Down in the caves at the end of the surf The Weredude slobbered and gave radical birth Goreshack was born: despoiled, despotic The new kings of gore and all that's necrotic Every June 21st it appears on the beach The shack made of flesh, where blood always seeps They say that the five come and go as they please Dragging hipsters to the shore as they prepare to feed Playing a righteous blend of chronic Surf d**h They raped all the shore with their stinky f**in' breath They plotted the d**h of all the hipsters who whined "Sweater Metal only man, no more Goregrind!" Every summer night when the Goreshack sleeps They giggle under the spell of a unified dream They grind b**hes into meat and cheer when they scream Watch zombie movies all night and pause on the titty scenes Hanging with Terrorizer, barbecue in the back The dudes from Repulsion munch on fresh zombie snacks This isn't a dream, as a matter of fact We sleepwalk and snore while we hack We are the Goreshack ghouls and we slaughter fools We'll cut you right open while we chug on our brews We blast and we shred until you weep and you cry Moshing and rocking is what we do while you die Intestines on hooks, bones litter the ground Megadeth blares and drowns the screams out You better f**in' rage, now that Goreshack is here So put on some Carca**, and grab yourself a beer Our brutal boards and bright blue shorts will make you f**ing scream Because once we're done and we've had our fun you'll be dying just to leave But if you're not a douche bag, you have nothing to fear Grab a chunk of zombie flesh to munch on with your beer Yeah we slash up a**holes, but if you're thrashing you're the sh** Grab the shoulders of your friends and jump into our pit! Every summer night when the Goreshack shakes Some posers got hacked, but those are the breaks Of course they were eaten and beers got chugged And some newly undead ladies pulled out their jugs That's when we all cheered and sh** got raw Then the Sheriff showed up, but that b**h is paid off He just stood motionless, frozen in dread He knows if he did sh**, we'd saw off his head We are the Goreshack ghouls and we slaughter fools We'll cut you right open while we chug on our brews We blast and we shred until you weep and you cry Moshing and rocking is what we do while you die It's useless to run once you've heard that crazy laugh "You can bet your f**ing a**, we'll slice you right in half!" The posers had died out, and now all that remained Were stank-a** werezombies who thrashed and ate brains!