Gordon Voidwell - CON EDISON lyrics

[Kool A.D.] Yo Hologram 2Pac Reverse moonwalk Man-made lake Hella figure eights Supreme algebraic Afrocentric Asian Kool hit record Californian Raisin Sytlin', the child king Bite like bing, your heart sing like wild thing No game, let the art sing Check the ticket strip See what the darts bring Do the smart thing Waxed paper sacks, yaper stacks Kush got me feelin' like I really gotta take a nap Almost at that last straw—it could break his back Haters need to take a bath Peep the sacred math Cleave the snake in half Gettin' ahead of you smokin' la la Me no play baby papa No yaya It's all Greek to me, sweet pea You better cry to your yaya Nah, they don't really want nada A zerg game I'll give it to you so proper Give it to you no problem No trivia Think and sink into paper Luca, no Bolivia Et cetera, et cetera [Hook] Kool and Ka** For real Now give me what you got (I'm the Based God) Kool and Ka** For real Nah [Ka**a Overall] Instruction booklet is the color purple Jansport backpacks, Urkel Fashion trends, Scientology Major league baseball Civil rights movement Jay Leno iPhone autocorrect Voodoo in Haiti Eggplant parmesan Postpartum, postmortem Wendy's 99¢ doublestack Fresh towels get stinky What about Kwanzaa, competition Inflation, not to mention Caucasians Walmart helpdesk shoplift underwear Art Jacob's fake gla**es The time is now Turn the f**in lights off Tom Edison loves you I wait tables, I'm black Elvis [Hook] Hell no Uh uh Absolutely not No way Nope Not a chance ever