Goof Herd - Meme lyrics

[Verse 1: Goof] Yung goof, yung gilf, like those b**hes in the apple tree In 500 years you can find me on a tapestry But that's just me, I get it laterally I'm on a 6 to 9 ratio with the faculty Countdown on my cellular to the day my dick is legal All the chair leaners lmaoing at the book people And I can sympathize cause I'm an ex book Now these kids today are reading in their textbooks that the 17th century had the best memes of all time Yeah, that's factual Not a show poodle But my flow is feudal Tell me why I sound like a calamity I'm pissing from banana trees Off the Benny Netanyahu breeze Like "Hey nerds, I'm a f**ing midget." 24 goof hobos huffing crack coke White Jamaican, faded off the lactose [Verse 2: MC Low Income Housing] AHHHHHHH goof on deck, b**h, walk the goof plank I'd say it's pretty goof dank, smell like dead fish swag Part of the seagull herd and we all wear an eyepatch Cooking up sea weed, this looks like a good batch 2012 goof hat half white half black, really just walrus, I f** with that Apple sauce a** eatin' apple sauce a** I can take your sa**, Ms. Sa**afras Goof so hard, I can't feel my legs Feel like a walrus So f**ing walrus Female walrus on my dick (swag swag swag swag) Mola**es pirate b**h such memes f**ing drown f** a goof herd f** a goop people Call me turbo nerd Frito Lay so evil Sanitary robot dick Samurai shanghai my dick Lots of seagulls on my deck Let me finish, I'll be quick