Goldie Lookin Chain - Shotgun lyrics

Yeah, can you feel it, it's the Goldie Lookin' Chain with 2 Hats He's back and this time he's the shotgun surgeon You Knows Shotgun Surgery My name's 2 Hats, I'm in the glc Shotgun surgeon is my occupation I'll come round your house to perform an operation Not qualified as a docter but I don't give a fcuk I'll do an abortion or a quick nip and tuck I'll do it on the cheap, my basement is the clinic The only problem is there's no anaesthetic No panic, here's my bong take two hits And while your fcuked up I'll enlarge your tits Scissors, needle and a thread are the tools I use The only other paink**er might leave a bruise Nip, tuck and sew make her tight like a virgin Come and see me I'm the shotgun surgeon Oh yeah, that's right he's the shotgun sheriff That's 2 Hats from the Goldie Lookin' Chain Also known as 2000 ad If you don't knows it, gets to knows it That's right safe as fcuk for the year 2003 He's the shotgun sheriff man I do this operation to improve penetration I can make vadges so tight that you'll need lubrication Doing stuff like Doctor Quinn, I'm safe like John Shaft 20 quid for liposuction, 50 quid for skin grafts Soapy water and a tube is all I need I'm the backstreet abortionist, I'm high up on weed I'll make your sisters tits go from A cup to Double D Make an appointment today at the shotgun surgery I heard a story about him once, some of the things that he's done He's fcuking known around Pil' as the shotgun surgeon He's got a dodgy clinic somewhere down in a basement And on Friday's he does half price hormone replacements Sometimes he's fcuked in the head and sometimes he's clever He turned a woman called Jane into a bloke called Trevor Not many people go to him cause they think that he's bunk Cause he stuck the dick on backwards and blew Trevor's balls up with spunk The shotgun surgeon, busting a lyric Birthday present face-lift for your mother down the clinic You wanna make money go behind the screens and undress I'll take your kidneys and sell them to the nhs I diagnosed this murder for dick Van Dyke They call me shotgun and I'm wearing Nike I do nosejobs but not vasectomy's So make the appointment at the shotgun surgery Yeah, you knows it clart That's right he's the shotgun surgeon Also knows as the anaesthetist The surgery's open brah, business starts here Big respect to Mr Loveggs, big respect to One Step Down Big respect to Adam Hussein, this is P Xain, you fcuking knows it 250 quid was all I had to pay To get a b**b job for my missus's 17th birthday He gave me 10% off, he was safe I could tell And he said whilst she's there, he'd pierce her cl*t as well But when she came back it was a fcuking disgrace He'd put the tits in the wrong place She said the surgeon had been fcuked up on crack And accidentally put the tits on her back There was nothing I could do, I had no receipt This is what happens down Pil's backstreets She was upset and so was I for a while But I get to feel her tits while I'm doing her doggy style I can improve your girlfriend's bl**job technique Bring her down the surgery and I'll take out her teeth I'll do electrolysis to remove your missus's moustache And I'll lobotomise your mother if you pays me in cash It's private healthcare, I operate for a fee My name's 2 Hats, I'm from the glc Enlarge your girlfriend's bu*t or do your mum's hysterectomy Make the appointment at the shotgun surgery Yeah! Shotgun Sheriff, You Knows, Goldie Lookin' Chain