Goldfinger - Wayne Gretzky lyrics

Wayne Gretzky, the only man I'd have s** with Wayne Gretzky, I'd be intimate with Wayne Gretzky, I think he's kinda s**y Wayne Gretzky, I wonder what he looks like naked I wonder what it would be like To have s** with the Great One I wonder what it would be like To have s** with the league's leading scorer Wayne Gretzky, I know he's a married man But maybe, he'd be attracted to me Darrin Pfeiffer, stupid American boy Wayne Gretzky, very handsome Canadian man I wonder what it would be like To have s** with the Great One I wonder what it would be like To have s** with the league's leading scorer [spoken] Yeah, I wonder what it would be like? Ah, it'll never happen, it's just a pipe dream. Wait a minute -- I'm not even gay, I'm married! Pssh, whatever. Wayne Gretzky I love you Wayne Gretzky, yeah