(tweedy) There's a man on tv claims he k**ed 23 Burnt their bodies and collected their teeth There's another man at home with his wife and family tree Who agreed this would make a good movie? And i'm sitting here, wondering what this is all doing to me He sold the book rights, and he was set for life A woman on a talk show wants to be his wife Another man decides to purchase his knife A court decides he's got the right And i'm sitting here, wondering how he can ever sleep at night I don't want to walk where he walked I don't want to talk to who he stalked I don't want to walk where he walked First it was a book, and then it was a movie They cut it all up and they put it on the tv The starring role was played by christopher lee He was fine, he was something to see And i'm sitting here, wondering what this is all doing to me (chorus) Oh lord, i didn't catch how he got caught