Girls for dummies Chapter one, here's the first mistake treating girls like gold from the very first date If you become their friend that's all you'll ever be Chapter two, here's what to do you find a girl who really likes you and don't let her know that you like her too Chapter three, now listen to me Keep her emotions in agony Keep on reading cause you're almost there Chapter four, it's time to score You followed the rules now she's your who*e Aren't you glad you listened to this song? Now if you don't like what you're reading we don't care for this reason girls owe me so f** you