Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring? Where is the musicians that got the taste? Where is the supply that's gonna last three days? Where is the band that like Fanfare Gonna keep it goin' 24 hours Ta-tar-ranta-ta-ta Super taran-ta taran-ta ran-ta ta Instead it's one in the mornin' And DJ is patchin' up the cords Everybody's full of cake Staring at the floor Proper couples start to mumble That it's time to do People gotta get up early Yep, they gotta go People gotta get up early And she's gotta boyfriend And this whole f**ing thing Is just a one huge disappointment Ta-tar-ran-ta Nothing gets these b**hes going Not even Gypsy Kings Nobody talks about my Supertheory Of Supereverythings! So be you Donald Trump Or be an anarchist Make sure that your wedding Doesn't end up like this I understand the cultures Of a different kind But here word celebration Just doesn't come to mind