Go Fish - Planes, Phones & Microwaves lyrics

I'm sitting on the plane As it flies up in the air (How does it do that?) I don't know And I don't really care As long as when I'm in it It stays up there I wonder how the plane gets in the air (Because it's a long way down) And these are the mysteries I don't understand I thank You, Lord, For the people who can That's why, everyday It's off to school I go Cause the more I can learn The more things I will know (Hmmm... makes sense to me) I'm talking on the phone Listening to my Grandma Sue (Can she hear you?) Absolutely! I know it to be true Because if I ask her really nicely She'll send me a buck or two But how the phone works I don't have a clue (*ring* "Good evening, can I interest you in a subscription..." *click*) And these are the mysteries I don't understand I thank You, Lord, For the people who can That's why, everyday It's off to school I go Cause the more I can learn The more things I will know I don't get No, I just don't get it No, I said, It doesn't make sense to me I don't get it No, I just don't get it No, my brain can't comprehend What my oh-ohs see I don't get No, I just don't get it No, I said, It doesn't make sense to me I don't get it No, I just don't get it No, my brain can't comprehend What my little oh-ohs see (Uh... "oh-oh's" means "eyes", right? Alright...I'm learning!) I crank up the microwave It heats up all my food (How does it do that?) I don't know And I don't mean to be crude But I know it's hot in there Cause once I melted my new shoes The microwave is fast When it cooks food (...and Nikes) And these are the mysteries I don't understand I thank You, Lord, For the people who can That's why, everyday It's off to school I go Cause the more I can learn The more things I will know These are the mysteries I don't understand I thank You, Lord, For the people who can That's why, everyday It's off to school I go Cause the more I can learn The more things I will know Yeah...