[shotgun co*ks twice] [Cee-Lo] Iiiiiiiiiii've got a secret Something I thought maybe I could do But I can't, now can I? Lucky - lucky youuuuu! [Chorus] Did you know I could be, a would be, k**er If suddenly I should be, I would be, k**er [Cee-Lo] Hurrrrrt people, hurt people Thissss is always howwwww Oh I've been entered by evil So someone best love me right now! [Chorus] Because I could be, a would be, k**er If suddenly I should be, I would be, k**er [Cee-Lo] Now don't, you, DARE ME Orrrrr we will DANCE High up balancing ballet So I may still get my chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaance