Gnark** - Jihad! lyrics

Let's go baby, let's go! Take it easy ya, we got a lot to do tonight You ready? Make sure you're fat, and your pants are not clean Just jump inside a camel, and ride it on the scene All the girls will think you're bad and think you're f**ing hot You got diamonds wrapped up in your turban and you never, take a bath I stink! Don't shake my hand, I just wiped my a** One wipe with the right, then one wipe with the left Then one wipe with the right, oh shut the f** up and sing Here we go, there's a party going on tonight, my god, my friend We're gonna wrap our heads in bed sheets, and get down like gay men Ya, take a big ol' Turkish bash, you can shave my f**ing balls But the sh** and poop drips off and dingle berries on the floor Yea, let me show you [x4] If you come into my restaurant and you want something to eat You must ask for something that doesn't stink, but extra f**ing sweet Now its a goddamn f**ing lie because you know It smells like sh** And you know I smell like sh** myself, so come on in, b**h I'll give you fifteen percent off last nights meals and that's a fact I'm gonna wipe my a**, you can wipe my a**, and we can make out on a rag Yea I'll fly my carpet around, and come up to your second floor I don't needs stairs or elevators I'm a f**ing Arab who*e, ya Do Do De De Do Do De De De Da Do Stink[x6] Oh Yeah! You know it's good Now come get some more! Get in line When I get a manicure on my toenail When I get a manicure on my finger When I get a manicure- Oh, hold on English When I get a manicure, and my fingernails got poop buried underneath The Chinese lady say "Oh, thats poop! Thats sh**! Rinse it off and save some for the kids!" When I get my car and I ride, into the carpet-mart Your carpet don't fly b**h cause you are not so f**ing smart Now dance around with things that smell bad, and media And Lebanon and all the things macaroni's made of Now Lebanon Bologna is a myth, in fact It's when you're all f**ed up and you can't get hard like you're getting high on stacks