Tilbrook If there was someone in he would be way too embarra**ed to see his own face But he's got no shame and the kids that he took on soon just got in the way He had had some dreams but ambition always outstripped his ability Then the penny dropped he was stuck right in the job he'd tried so hard to leave It gets you right here, interest and love Some understanding it's simple enough, You can't contradict, he'll sulk and he'll fight The king of f** all is always uptight Soon the template changed, and the bitterness and disappointment filtered in He could rule the roost with his sarcasm and old-fashioned discipline So when trouble flared there were times when he had not been in control of himself It's in his nature to pour petrol on a fire and blame someone else It gets you right here, interest and love Some understanding it's simple enough, You can't contradict, he'll sulk and he'll fight The king of f** all is always uptight All bow down to the king of f** all he rules on a whim He thought that he was pretty smart but sadly is just dim He's at the cutting edge of dull it's there on his C.V. Opens a beer, scratches his arse and shouts at the T.V. It gets you right here, interest and love Some understanding it's simple enough, The king of f** all is always uptight Somebody please turn off the light