Glenn Quagmire - Rehearsal Session (Broken Rubber) lyrics

Quagmire: Alyssa Milano, I knew you were gonna be hot when you were nine Peter: How about this? Every food tastes good with melted cheese Quagmire: I like twins unless they're Siamese Peter: There you go, now we're jazzing Quagmire: Don't store your condoms in your billfold Those things don't work if they get dry and old Peter: Broken rubber Bro-ken rubb-er