Peter: I can't poop in strange places Quagmire: Strange places Peter: I can only poop in my home It's as though I'm watched by strange faces Quagmire: Strange faces Peter It's why I never roam Patron: Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those newspapers Quagmire: Just grab one and go!! Patron: I'm looking for a job, okay?!! Peter: I've left Stewie alone with strangers Quagmire: Strangers... Peter: To satisfy my fecal needs... Together: I've put my whole family in danger To poop before my an*s bleeds Home bowl, home bowl You know just what I need Home bowl, home bowl Poop before my an*s bleeds