Stuck in the corner I'm kissin' my Philander She never said goodbye, only see ya later While I'm makin' this a plan for you And I'm always gonna love you And I'm always gonna stay Here with my Philander Up here on this platter And I'm laid out for Philander I'll star you in my movie I'm makin' it now So come on, you little actor Don't let me down, Philander And I'm always gonna love you And I'm never gonna stray And I'm always gonna love you And I'm always gonna stay Here with my Philander