Glee - Sweet Transvestite lyrics

How do you do I see you've met my faithful handyman He's just a little brought down 'cause when you knocked He thought you were the candy-man Don't get strung out by the way I look Don't judge a book by its cover I'm not much of a girl By the light of day But by night I'm one hell of a lover I'm just a sweet transvestite From sin...sational transylvania Let me show you around Maybe play you a sound You look like you're both pretty groovy Or if you like something visual That's not too abysmal We could take you in an old Steve Reeves movie Well You got caught with a flat Well how about that Well babies don't you panic By the light of the night It'll all seem alright I'll get you a satanic mechanic I'm just a sweet transvestite From sin...sational transylvania Why don't you stay for the night - night Or maybe a bite - bite I could show you my favorite obsession Ive been making a man With blond hair and a tan And he's good for relieving my tension I'm just a sweet transvestite From sin...sational transylvania I'm just a sweet transvestite From sin...sational transylvania So come up to the lab And see whats on the slab I see you shiver with antici.....pation But maybe the rain Isn't really to blame So I'll remove the cause But not the symptom