[Rachel:] Like anyone would be I am flattered by your fascination with me Like any hot-blooded woman I have simply wanted an object to crave But you, you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Must be strangely exciting To watch the stoic squirm Oh, must be somewhat heartening To watch shepherd meet shepherd But you, you're not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Ooh-woah! Oh, Like any uncharted territory I must seem greatly intriguing And you, you speak of my love like You have experienced love like mine before But this is not allowed You're uninvited An unfortunate slight Ooh, whoa, oh I don't think you unworthy I need a moment to deliberate