I can mark time walk a straight line Grab a mad bull by the nose I can stand still on an ant-hill And not once get itchy toes I can even for no reason Be as nice as i am rude But i can't get you to love me I just can't get you to love me What do i do? I can stand up put my hand up Where perhaps it shouldn't be I can go down to a hoe-down? Have one hell of a yippee! I can also if you must know Do whatever else i choose But i can't get you to love me I just can't get you to love me What do i do? All of my life i've been waiting For a moment like this And now that i've found it You know something's amiss Can't get you to love me... I can tell tales hammer toe-nails Write a letter to the queen I can easily and discreetly Be as charming as obscene When i feel light I can take a fight But i know one thing for sure I just can't get you to love me I just can't get you to love me What do i do?