Gilbert O'sullivan - Looking (at Tale Of Two Meanings) lyrics

I'm looking for a man who knows how to finish Better than to begin I'm looking for a girl whose age is virginia Name around seventeen I'm looking for a tie that won't get knotted One that will not be four making five On i've a reason you see That's good. tell me where's the door I like to think it's time i stopped interfering In peoples private lives I like to think the bits i find fascinating Ought to decrease in size I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't And i'll tell you a tale/tail Is the part you start with when you begin Or brush if your dog's on sale I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't And i'll tell you a sale Is the time you find out everything's cheap Only prices remain unchanged I'm wondering if the girl i married this morning Wants us to get divorced I'm wondering if the child we both plan on having Shouldn't be ordered first I'm wondering if the pain i have in my left leg Isn't just in my head Which is fine. don't mind as long as i'm here I might as well stay myself