Gilbert O'sullivan - Looking (A Tale Of Two Meanings) lyrics

I'm looking for a man who knows how to finish Better than to begin I'm looking for a girl whose age is Virginia Name around seventeen I'm looking for a tie that won't get knotted One that will not be four making five On I've a reason you see That's good, tell me where's the door I like to think it's time I stopped interfering In peoples private lives I like to think the bits I find fascinating Ought to decrease in size I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't And I'll tell you a tale Is the part you start with when you begin Or brush if your dog's on sale I like to think but then you tell me who doesn't And I'll tell you a sale Is the time you find out everything's cheap Only prices remain unchanged I'm wondering if the girl I married this morning Wants us to get divorced I'm wondering if the child we both plan on having Shouldn't be ordered first I'm wondering if the pain I have in my left leg Isn't just in my head Which is fine, don't mind as long as I'm here I might as well stay myself