Gilbert O'sullivan - Help Is on the Way lyrics

So you want to love me But you don't know why You've got a problem up ahead That's in sight Love to meet your uncle Only as I was saying I have a relative myself the same type Call yourself a man I said, why not if it's true I said, you call yourself a taxi and fly And like a bird she flew out Of the window Leaving me a box of milk tray A note upon it to say If nothing's alright it's okay 'Cos help is on the way Sorry to disturb you At this awful hour But I was wondering If you have the time Supposed to meet a woman here At half past eight And now you're telling me It's already nine Man you should have seen it As the boat overturned There was a cry out From a hand or a leg And like a stone she went Down to the bottom Leaving us above in dismay Despite the captain who'd say If nothing's alright it's okay 'Cos help is on the way I got a letter It came as a note It said, I'm sorry I haven't spoke It was written out in Braille So I knew that it felt good Right from the start I tried to reach you But you weren't at home I left a message Right after the tone It said, sorry I'm not in If you'd care to call again I'll get back to you - back to you So you want to love me But you don't know why You've got a bee up in your bonnet That's fine Nothing like a buzz going around Your head To clear the cobwebs from the state Of your mind Well, you won't believe this But believe me It's true I had this woman In the palm of my hand When like a madman She leapt out the windowv Leaving me a box of milk tray A note upon it to say If nothing's alright it's okay 'Cos help is on the way