S. Hurley Holy toledo will you get a load of that A president who used to act The biggest army in the world Prosperity for boys and girls There's a mountain of microwaves coming your way And videos on sale at K mart today Holy toledo have you seen the new toys Only the finest for our finest boys Can blow up a tank at a mile away And keep the world safe for democracy There's coffee and fruit lying safe on the shelf Someone smiles with favor to create all this wealth Holy toledo have you seen the young man In his college boy gla**es and his pink sun tan He's having his fun while he's got the time Soon he'll graduate to a job of some kind There's money to be made, houses to buy The time for enjoyment is sliding on by