Gift Of Gab - Cold Call lyrics

Lyrics Born: Lemme call this fool Gab *"Mary Had a Little Lamb" dial* *ring* *ring* *click* Gift of Gab: Hello? LB: 'Sup, man? GG: Chillin' LB: Yea? GG: Yea, 'fin (?) to write these lyrics down. What's going on with you? LB: Man... Nothing. Just... Whatever, dude GG: Well why, w-wsup wsup? LB: Nothing man. Just hella stressed out about certain sh** right now Man, it's hella personal sh** going down GG: Wow, like that? LB: Yea, man, it's kinda fast One 'a those moments where, like, I don't feel like I have control over my Life, and all the checks that were supposed to arrive didn't There's hella politics now in my social life over some bullsh** somebody had Told sombody GG: Daaamn LB: Yea, man. So, you know, I shouldn't even 'of told you that Man, I shouldn't even unload like that GG: Maaan LB: I know. it's just one 'a those moments in time where everything coincides And it comes together at once and then it all collides GG: Man, I feel that though LB: Anyway, what's goin' on witchu? GG: Aw, man *beep*, just tryin' to do it. Hold on, man, somebody's on my other Line. I'mma hit chu right back, aiite? LB: (Coo) *click* Telemarketer: We wanna talk to you (hoo) GG: I don't wanna talk right now. I'm on the other line. I'm busy TM: We wanna talk to you GG: I said I don't wanna talk right now. w- TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo) GG: I don't wanna talk right now! TM: We wanna talk to you GG: (Damn). I'm hangin' up. I'm hangin' up. BYE *click* GG: Hey yo, I'm back, man LB: Cool, man. 'Sup with it? GG: Really, just trying not to think so much LB: Mmm GG: 'n keep my feet up. Make this boy still (?). Stopped smokin' cigarettes bu*ts not stinking up my room. Feelin' I've this new diet LB: Word? GG: Really just trying to get my health right. Feelin' I'm just like this crap Coolin' out. Writin' raps. Chillin'- Chillin' LB: Uhn GG: Feel me? LB: I feel it. I feel- Wait, man. You stopped smoking all those Marlboros? GG: Yep LB: How long ago, man? I'm proud of you, bro GG: Man, four weeks. I ain't trippin', though, s'all good. Four weeks Yo, man, you know me, (homie) LB: Aw, you really think you smoke more phillies since you quit and them Millions of little Virginia Slims? GG: Originally I was smokin' more of them anyway. Really rememberin' back to When I wasn't really into them since. They was k**in' me, though So I had to get rid of 'em Anyway, whatchu gettin' into this wednesday, bro? GG: Wednesday... *snap* Let me think... *snap* Was that the fifteenth? *snap* Well see, the rent's paid. *snap* Got the Net's game- *beep* Hold on, my sh**'s ringing *click* TM: We wanna talk to you (hoo) LB: Ah...shii.. TM: We wanna talk to you LB: I don- I don't- I don't wanna talk to you, though TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo) LB: f** this! TM: We wanna talk to you LB: Aite, check this out? I'm about to hang up on youuuu *click* LB: Alright, I'm back, man GG: Hey, who was that, man? LB: f**in' telemarketers callin' my apartment offerin' nothing, botherin' me Constantly, (man) GG: Yea, always just stalkin' cats. There should be laws against this nonsense LB: First of all, what kind of a person gets involved with these vermin making Service calls? GG: "Can I call you by your first name, Tom?" Man, that ain't workin' *beep* Wait, hold on, that echo again, man. This sh**'s irkin' me. I'm about to Talk to 'em. Hold on LB: Naw, f** that, I'm gone- *click* GG: Hello? Gertrude Warner: Hello, am I speaking to the head of the household, sir? GG: No GW: Perfect. My name is Gertrude Warner, and I've got some super news! GG: This isn't a good time GW: Sure it is. We understand you may be feeling a little nervous GG: Nah uh GW: Now, we could send a representative right out GG: I don't really need anything at this time GW: Oh, I doubt that. Anyway, your address is two two four- GG: No! GW: Yes, I know, too. Is evening time better for you or is daytime? GG: No time at- GW: Perfect! You deserve only the best service. First thing thursday, then GG: No! GW: Perfect. Eight thirty it is, you early bird Now, my supervisor will be calling you back to confirm this purchase GG: I DIDN'T AGREE TO NOTHIN'! GW: Certainly This is Gertrude Warner, your (GG: The f**??) courtesy clerk, saying Goodbye and thank you for choosing us, sir *click* *dial tone* GG: ...Wha?? *click* GG: Yo, LB? LB? TM: We wanna talk to you (hoo) GG: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! TM: We wanna talk to you TM: But we wanna talk to you (hoo ooo ooo) TM: We wanna talk to you- talk to you- talk to you- *click* *dial tone* Sample: If you'd like to make a call, please hang up- please hang up, and try Again. x2