Ghoti Hook - Samson lyrics

Me and Samson go to the store And ole Samson leaves craters in the floor Me and Samson walk around town And clumsy Samson knocked several buildings down Me and Samson we're best of friends Me and Samson until the end Me and Samson go on a double date But you know it didn't turn out that great Me and my date are romantically impaired But ole Samson he lost all of his hair Me and Samson we're best of friends Me and Samson until the end There is this girl and her name is Delilah She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar There is this girl and her name is Delilah She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar Me and Samson are no longer friends Cause ole Samson has met his end Man, I'd really hate to burst your bubble But it goes to show you GIRLS ARE NOTHING BUT TROUBLE!!! Me and Samson were best of friends Me and Samson until the end There is this girl and her name is Delilah She's a Philistine and she's such a big liar There is this girl and her name is Delilah She's a Philistine and she's such a big...