Where's the remote? Hit pause Who's really been a friend to me? The things I think when I can't sleep I don't really wanna' watch a lot of T.V But I count channels instead of sheep I count enemies and sins I reap I count endlessly and pace the streets My brain's too full and it bothers me Maybe I need a lobotomy Subliminal schemes I'm a Creep being Soaked from wet dreams Chased by Karma Police Cartoons all day, keep the pain away Most doctors are Looney, anyway Everyone will know me in a year or two I'll get that good job because I stayed in school Kids will like my third album cause they'll think it's new I'm Bart Simpson man, who the hell are you? Get it? Because I'm mad animated I'm also confused if I'm self-made or created By ghosts with emotional problems I can't even meet If Jesus was still alive, would he wash my feet? Would I still be a man without a religion? Would I follow a man who I thought had vision? Would I wake up one day and start wishing Waking up was my worst decision If I lived here you'd have to evict me If I didn't exist you'd have to invent me I'm f**ing nuts, you should probably commit me "This is f**ing dope!", is what your comment should be But I don't write your opinion, you don't write my raps Some people can only yell if it's in all caps Trolls live in a fantasy life: internet cocoons I exercise in the Danger Room Yeah, my mind's just a little chaotic Trying to figure out how to make my life into a product Imagination a weapon, my life “In-A-Gadda” DeVito short but a large body of work You sell fool's gold to tools, I make gold from dirt You swim in above-ground pools, I'm at one with the Earth Your ego's paid in full, someone else computes your worth I'll have my people, call your people, to leave a memo that you're merced Because there's not a lot of artists impressing me And you can put that in your motherf**ing press release You wouldn't be a feature on my motherf**ing mix CD I've been to the future and your reply means sh** to me I saw myself devour you and become twice as cool You should be scared of my faith, like kids in bible school You're so vain you think this song's about you Damn right this song's about you I can't sleep, I can't Maybe I'll just put on Beetlejuice Because I've seen it 167 times and it just keeps getting funnier Each and every time I see it! So throwed