[Intro] One two, one two -- you taping this? All types of sh** yo let that sh** ride Word to mother, turn up the microphone! Get all that good sh**, get all that good sh** [one two, one two] One two, one two, one two... one two Now n***as know Ssssshhhit, yo yo check this out, check this joint This is strictly for the radio, yo I just want all y'all to know The reason why I curse is because my momma and my daddy They grew up cursin So please respect my style, please! [Verse 1: Ol' Dirty ba*tard] I'll grab the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamin-u Ohh, ssssh**, nahh I'll grab the mic and now I damage ya, cut your whole staminuh Here comes the medical examinuh One verse then you out for the count Bring the ammonia make sure he sniffs... the right amount Ya yo, I'm sorry, un-gah-e-gas-e-ya I'll grab and the mic and now I damage you, cut your whole stamiNUH Here comes the medical examiNUH One verse then you're out for the count Bring the ammonia, make sure he sniffs the right amount Wake you up and then I ask you How do you intend this -- Competition to get an a**sss kickin sooooo tremendous, RARRH! You shouldn't bother this Leave me alone like a son he'll be fatherless! I got the asiatic flow mixed with disco Roll up on the scene like the Count of Monte Crisco And MC's start to vanish I rolled up on a jet black kid the n***a started speakin spanish Yo! You wasn't from Panana!! I asked you how you get so f**in dark, you said suntama He responded so fast, you made me laugh Ha-ha-ha, HARARRRH scared-his a**! Kick the hundred strongest rhymes Then I brought out the punk in him Roll up with the strong five deadly venoms Told HIM! Enter the Wu-Tang! Witness the Shaolin slang, that crush any sh** you bring I watch your a** take a big fall, why?! My Main Source, is like a friendly game of stickball And as you step up to bat man, I play the riddler You try to do me for my n***a I'll change to Hitler I'll go out like Nazi, wish your f**in a** stayed Home and play Yahtzee! Or watchin Happy Days sweatin Poxie With Ralphie and Cunningham, Joni and Chachi [Yo Unique, yo kid Check this sh** out! Yo, yo] [Verse 2: Ghostface k**ah] Ninety-five n***as is wasted Keystone capered, and Wu kept the rap fiends basted Foamin out the mouthpiece, heads blown like geese Murderous police, I do shows and perform in Grease It's not magic, gaming is the gadget World cla**ic big national high attracts dear graphics Lampin in my own zone, my physical show Inhale bones Tony stuck, for the diamond in Rome He's convincin, labelled one man rap convention The n***a that'll gun down, eighty frenchmen Lead vocalist, music specialist, rap arsonist I deal with sharpness plus spark the hardest individual I plant crimes inside vocals My rap's like my pa**port, my life's my proof Hit the sun roof, be out like a wanderin dream Shuttle, and get startled off the verbal hygiene, my n***a [Sample of Damage] [Sample of Baby C'mon] [Sample of Brooklyn Zoo] [Sample of Drunk Game (Sweet Sugar Pie)] [Sample of The Stomp] Shame on you when you step through to Ol Dirty ba*tard, Brooklyn Zoo! Shame on you when you step through to Ol Dirty ba*tard, Brooklyn Zoo! What?!! My nuh Shame on you when you step through to The Ol Dirty ba*tard, Brooklyn Zoo Shame on you when you step through to THe Ol Dirty ba*tard, Brooklyn Zoo To the West coast! To the East coast! To the North coast To the South When you take North, East, West, South Put it all together and it spell NEWS! Then you got the ol rhythm, ba*tard blues And ya don't stop So keep your sh**, motherf**er, f**er, f**er! [Live concert] Word up, louder Represent, how do we do? Please everybody Yo #1 is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthaf**a house? Yeah!! Man, come on man with that bullsh** Is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthaf**a house? f** is goin on, n***as from Brooklyn don't f**in scream like that n***as don't yell like that Muthaf**as is the Brooklyn Zoo in the muthaf**in house? sh**, is Uptown in the muthaf**in house? Hehehe, hehehe Yo, f** that sh** Is my black n***as and n***arettes in the muthaf**a house? sh** is live here at the Two man But yo, what I can't understand man, a n***a gotta get drunk Ol' Dirty I got my Brooklyn Zoo n***as here tonight YouknowhatI'msayin These n***as ain't no muthaf**a joke When Ol' dirty ba*tard records What the f** is down Gimme some love n***a What these n***as? Yo, check it out, yo I'm a get busy for y'all n***as and n***aretts tonight YouknowhatI'msayin, but A n***a is sober a reason gotta get drunk for So y'all keep continuin this phat sh** I wanna give nuff respect to everybody that's comin here doin this sh** YouknowhatI'msayin Cuz my man, the Bandit over here He gonna have sh** goin for ya On the real side baby n***as gotta go Keep it real, n***as gonna get drunk, n***as gotta go Like I can really f** a n***a up sh** When you drunk, all you can see is f**in light man That's all I know , that's all i see Let me move the f** over here Yo yo, these n***as straight jacket and sh** I give nuttin' but respect to n***as that got out here man YouknowhatI'msayin n***as comin into this rap game and sh** And muthaf**ers actually think this f**in rap game is a f**in joke! Let me explain to yall about how tha f** rap is See rap to me, is like my b**h, right, my b**h She f**in up a n***a, and I get mad and I wanna k** the b**h and I wanna k** the n***a See this is how we must step up to the muthaf**in microphone