If you need a place to sleep For a day or for a week You can stay at my house You take the bed; I'll take the couch And if you need something to eat Something healthy, something sweet I'll put on a pot of tea and start cooking right now Right now And if you need someone to bail you out of jail Or come and pick you up at the hospital again Or to drive to California so that they can bring you home Just call me up, twenty-four hours I will be there my friend Because you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me If you need someone to pay your rent or watch your kids Or come over to your house when you're on tour and feed your pets Or to drive you to the airport 'cause you're freaking out again This town has broken your heart; you won't be coming back in Well, I can keep a secret; no I won't tell a soul I will take you anywhere that you need to go Yes, I can keep a secret; no I won't tell a soul I will take you anywhere that you want to to go You know you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me You can count on me, you can count on me