Everyday I wake up, I tell mummy she's beautiful Then I'm out the door, my n***a, business as usual Jump in the hoo ride, the only whip that's suitable, yes Today my mission isn't musical Tony phoned me and told me he's chilling in the snooker hall Waiting on a Q, but not a stick to hit a snooker ball b**hes in the toilet, sniffing in the cubical Tony wants to join 'em , so I'm bringing him his usual Whoa, I leave him skitzing off the food he bought Yeah, give me a chemistry set And I bet I can turn your average kitchen into Luthor Corp My behaviour is inexcusable, what else? Haters wanna witness my funeral Before they see me dead, they'll probably witness a unicorn Think I'm a prick? I'll split your wig and then remove the thought I'll school a youngen, all he's missing is the uniform Study me, ladies wanna keep me company suddenly I can leave the dance and tell the buffest B to come with me Come with me, then cum with me But are you gonna come if you ain't gonna come and beat, b**h? We're on the same page luckily She call me coffee black, I'm her kinda cup of tea The body bang, she couldn't cover it in dungarees Hatred in my heart but I can be your love machine, whoa Bedroom bully Legs spread, who's that? Fresh new p**y Clean shaven, I don't like the flesh too bushy There's a damsel in distress I need to rescue, fully Nah, the only girl I'm saving is the queen Me against the world in this age of the machines Food up on the scale so then we take it to the fiends f** the screws up in the jails, they're the same as the police G