[Intro: spoken] Where's the Bentley at, I've been waiting for like 20 minutes now, ugh, God Oh my, oh my God, I'm gonna meet such hot guys tonight {Verse 1] Friday night, time to get drunk Go to the party, time to get drunk Arrive in the Clio, get driven by a hunk Straight to the bedroom, driven by a hunk Plenty of boys in the yard One look at me and they get hard I'm so ready to bone, like Medusa on a party phone DJ, DJ, DJ DJ DJ Slow it down for an epic BJ Thanks, man, so glad you came I think I love you, what's your name? Don't leave yet, we're having fun Friday night, #1 [Chorus] Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night Friday night, we're so drunk tonight Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night Friday night, get a hunk tonight Friday night, Fri-Fri-Friday night Friday night, we're so drunk tonight [Verse 2] Get to the club at 2am I'm gonna bang loads of men Know the bouncer, skip the queue f** the list, it's me and you The club is banging, so am I Banging, banging, banging, banging Banging, banging loads of guys Unzip the trousers, what a surprise In the bathroom, s**ing dick Thanks for cumming, that was quick Quicker than the other guys Friday night, wet surprise Leave the club, 2am Banging banging loads of men In the Clio, drive me home Friday night, I'm on my own [Chorus] [Bridge: spoken] Hi, sorry I can't get to the phone right now, but leave a message and I'll definitely get back to you later Hey hon, I brought you a couple of Sambuca Red Bulls tonight, and uh, I, I just wanted to know if you wanted to come back to my studio Hey babe, it's me, Mark, uh, we got a couple of blue WKDs and went to the bathroom. I couldn't see you after, I think I saw you with another guy. Uh, let me know what's up, give me a call, okay, bye Hey, hi, it's the DJ from earlier tonight, I'm going to Ministry now and there's a, yeah, wondered if you wanna come along or something, maybe later we could bang, so yeah, hit me up