Well I thought That I meant something to you But now I see that it's untrue I guess you must have slept With every guy you ever met But I'm gonna get you back If its the last thing I ever do The stains on your mattress cannot hide The fruits of your labor stuffed inside But, while your in la-la land Whispering the name of another man I'm gonna turn my back And leave your cheating a** behind I'm gonna run away with your money And buy a ticket to Germany I'm gonna sleep with every single s*ut on the River Bohn And I'll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo) And you'll be standing in the Welfare line You're money and you're honey Are long gone! It's nothing personal You saw to that You're just a person Who does her best work on her back But if you're 'wakend By an obscene call I sprayed your number on the Berlin wall I've seen the soldiers as they pa** it all around Imagine all the dick that you once missed Because you couldn't find the Communists East or West Your still the best deal in town Go! I'm gonna run away with your money And buy a ticket to Germany I'm gonna sleep with every single s*ut on the River Bohn And I'll be surfing down the River Rhine (Whoo--oo--ooo) And you'll be standing in the Welfare line You're money and you're honey Are long gone! You're money and you're honey Are long gone! You're money and you're honey Are long gone!