Well, I'm a Huboon, baby I'm a cross between a human and an ape I'm all gagged out I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape People look at me and laugh And make fun of my face I laugh right back I don't want to be part of the human race I did it to myself Now somebody's gonna be sorry! Well, I'm a Huboon, baby Gonna mess around with all you fools I'm all pumped up I'm gonna rap, I'm gonna snap, I'm gonna rule I had the operation, nothing else left to do Well, looky here, I've been hurt I'm gonna hurt you Now somebody's gonna be sorry Like all you wa*kers and you slime And all you right-wing pinheads Who make screwing a big crime You titty-twisted up my life Then pissed on all my dreams You made me hate myself Now come on, shoot me, set me free Let's go He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up He's a Huboon, baby, his deal is all fudged up I did it to myself Now somebody's gonna be sorry! Well, I'm a Huboon, baby I'll grow up to be the President I'm all excited I'm really tweaked, I'm really freaked, I'm really bent Big-town papas better hurry, hide your little girls I'll drop their bones, I'll sniff 'em out 'round the world Now, somebody's gonna be sorry Like all you wa*kers and you slime And all you right-wing pinheads Who make screwing a big crime You titty-twisted up my life Then pissed on all my dreams You made me hate myself Now come on shoot me, set me free I'm a Huboon, baby I'm a cross between a human and an ape Well, I'm all gagged out I'm gonna hoot, I'm gonna root, I'm gonna rape People look at me and laugh And make fun of my face I laugh right back I don't want to be part of the human race