George Watsky - G.o.a.t. lyrics

Get in bed like I'm at war Make your vagina more than kinda sore i'm hung like a dinosaur sh**, your hymen tore you're busted, you never grew up like a Toys R Us Kid I'm well adjusted like jock strap crotches bang my old teachers while the preschool watches met a slow girl, i was f**ing her fast had some tight old p**y and got stuck in the past I molest old age, grab the best old babe in a breast hold babe is you chest cold, babe? are those b**bs or goosebumps? hey, sugar tits, can a pimp have two lumps? measure my hard prick, whatever the night i use my dick as a yardstick to measure my height i'm healing myself got a hole in my pocket and i'm feeling myself i'm like wu tang your art's cookie cutter like a Warhol soup can the rapper who can destroy mere humans f** your facelift f** your played whip i built a space ship to ride in while you're cruising earth i'm owning all the aliens who emcee in the universe the ten best rappers is a list of me I exist to be the greatest rapper in history built a time machine from Flava's clock and a saddle taught Plato to rap and then kicked his a** in a battle I'm best rapper alive who gets mistaken for michael cera everywhere that he drives f** michael cera, you weren't so superbad when i was riding you around rodeo yelling who's your dad?