George Salazar - Michael In The Bathroom lyrics

I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the fall I could stay right here or disappear, and nobody'd even notice at all Im a creeper in a bathroom 'cause my buddy kinda left me alone But Id rather fake pee than stand awkwardly or pretend to check a text on my phone Everything felt fine, when I was half of a pair Now through no fault of mine, theres no other half there Now Im just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party Forget how long its been Im just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party No, you cant come in Im waiting it out till its time to leave And picking at grout as I softly grieve Im just Michael who you dont know, Michael flying solo Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself I am hiding but hes out there, just ignoring all our history Memories get erased and Ill get replaced with a newer cooler version of me And I hear a drunk girl, sing along to Whitney through the door I wanna dance with somebody! And my feelings sink cause it makes me think: now theres no one to make fun of drunk girls with anymore Now its just Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party I half regret the beers Michael in the bathroom Michael in the bathroom at a party As I choke back the tears Ill wait as long as I need, till my face is dry Or Ill just blame it on weed or something in my eye Im just Michael who you dont know, Michael flying solo Michael in the bathroom by himself Knock knock knock knock Theyre gonna start to shout soon Knock knock knock knock Aw hell yeah, Ill be out soon Knock knock knock knock It s**s you left me here alone Knock knock knock knock Here in this teenage battle zone Clang clang clang clang I feel the pressure blowing up Bang bang bang bang My big mistake was showing up Splash splash splash splash I throw some water in my face And I am in a better place I go to open up the door, but I can't hear knocking anymore I cant help but yearn For a different time And then I look in the mirror and the present is clearer And theres no denying, Im just... At a party, is there a sadder sight than Hmmmm Michael in the bathroom at a party, this is a heinous night I wish I stayed at home in bed watching cable p**n Or wish I offed myself instead, wish I was never born Im just Michael whos a loner so he must be a stoner Rides a PT Cruiser, God hes such a loser Michael flying solo, who you think that you know Michael in the bathroom by himself All by himself All by himself All you know about me is my name Awesome party Im so glad I came