The other day I met a girl while strolling through the park And pretty soon this little girl was flirting with my heart I'm so glad that I was there to find this lovely queen The clock was striking romance right at two-fifteen I kissed her once and held her tight and then I kissed her twice She snuggled in my arms and said you kissed me oh, so nice So far was I lost in a dream because she was my kind Was then that I decided I would change her name to mine At four-fifteen I bought the ring and bought the licence too We stood before the preacher then and we both said I do The preacher said my children I pronounce you man and wife May your troubles all be small ones for the balance of your life We found a furnished bungalow, the answer to our dreams And we became the owners at exactly nine-fifteen At ten-fifteen we locked the doors and turned out all the lights And here my story ends my friend, I bid you all goodnight And here my story ends my friend, I bid you all goodnight Honey, is it morning yet? It ain't, well, goodnight...