Hey George I hear you been callin' me ugly That ain't exactly what I said John Well what exactly did you said This is exactly what I said When you're ugly like John you just naturally gotta be good You gotta walk just right and keep your package wrapped tight and don't break no rules You gotta give it away you'll never sell it Have the right Venus say wow when you tell it When you're ugly like John you just naturally gotta be cool When you're ugly like George you gotta give the ladies all you can When you use the right tools she'd be a fool to want a better man Yeah talk it up big and she can almost taste it It can be on a check George you better not waste it When you're ugly like George you just naturally gotta be cool John when you look like this you've got to steal a kiss that's the only way You gotta find yourself a chick that ain't too quick and she just might stay We may be ugly but we got what she needs We don't give it to her till she begs and pleads When you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool Yeah when you're ugly like us you just naturally gotta be cool