[Verse 1] Last week he spent his whole paycheck on whiskey And I know on friday night he'll do it all again Oh, he'll drink till he falls down then he'll order one more round And then go home with that bottle in his hand [Chorus] And the only thing I can hold on to is this bottle in my hand I'll know I'll never have to share it with any other man I'm so glad you introduced us and I'll do the best I can To be faithful to this bottle in my hand [Verse 2] She told George that changing diapers can sure become a drag And the clean the house and cooking for him is not her kind of bag She said he needed someone who will love and understand Then she left him with that bottle in his hand [Chorus 2] And the only thing I can count on now is this bottle in my hand I'll know I'll never have to share it with any other man And I'm so glad you introduced us and I'll do the best I can To be faithful to this bottle in my hand Yes, We'll be faithful with this bottle in our hand