Every year when Summer comes round Off to the sea I go I don't care if I do spend a pound I'm rather rash, I know See me dressed like all the sports In my blazer and a pair of shorts With my little stick of Blackpool Rock Along the promenade I stroll It may be sticky but I never complain It's nice to have a nibble at it now and again Every day. wherever I stray The kids all round me flock One afternoon the band conductor up on the stand Somehow lost his baton, it flew out of his hand So I jumped in his place and then conducted the band With my little stick of Blackpool Rock With my little stick of Blackpool Rock Along the promenade I stroll In my pocket it got stuck, I could tell Cause when I pulled it out I pulled my shirt off as well Every day wherever I stray The kids all round me flock A girl, while bathing clung to me My wits had to use She cried, I'm drowning And to save me you won't refuse I said, well if you're drowning then I don't want to lose My little stick of Blackpool Rock With my little stick of Blackpool Rock Along the promenade I stroll In the ballroom I went dancing each night No wonder every girl that danced was stuck to me tight Every day wherever I stray The kids all round me flock A fellow took my photograph it cost one and three I said when it was done, is that supposed to be me? You've properly mucked it up the only thing I can see Is my little stick of Blackpool Rock