George Carlin - Guys Named Todd lyrics

And I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd It's just a goofy - it's a goofy f**ing name, OK? Hi, what's your name? Todd. I'm Todd. And this is Blake, and Blaire and Blaine and Brent. Where all these goofy f**ing boys names coming from?! Taylor, Tyler, Jordan, Flynn. These are not real names! You want to hear a real name? Eddie. Eddie is a real name, whatever happened to Eddie, he was here a minute ago. Joey and Jackie and Johnny and Phil. Bobby and Tommy and Danny and Bill, what happened? Todd. And Cody, and Dylan, and Cameron, and Tucker Hi Tucker, I'm Todd. Hi Todd, I'm Tucker. f** Tucker, Tucker s**s. And f** Tucker's friend, Kyle. that's another soft name for a boy, Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I'll bet you anything that ten times out of ten, Nicky, Vinnie, and Tony would beat the sh** out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker