Geoff Berner - In Spite Of Ourselves lyrics

She don't like her eggs all runny She thinks crossin' her legs is funny She looks down her nose at money Gets it on like the easter bunny She's my baby, I'm her honey Never gonna let her go. He ain't got laid in a month of sundays Caught him once and he was sniffin' my undies He ain't too sharp, but he gets things done And he drinks his beer like it's oxygen He's my baby, don't mean maybe Never gonna let him go. In spite of ourselves, We'll end up sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize And we're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces There wont be nothin' but big ole hearts Dancin' in our eyes. She thinks all my jokes are corny Convict movies make her horny She likes ketchup on her scrambled eggs Swears like a sailor when she's shavin' her legs Takes a lickin', keeps on a-tickin' Never gonna let her go. He's got more balls than a big bra** monkey He's a whacked out weirdo and a lovebug junkie He's sly as a fox, and crazy as a loon When payday comes, and he's a-howlin' at the moon He's my baby, sure don't mean a-maybe Never gonna let him go. In spite of ourselves, We'll end up sittin' on a rainbow Against all odds, honey, we're the big door prize And we're gonna spite our noses right off of our faces There wont be nothin' but big ole hearts Dancin' in our eyes. There won't be nothin' but big ole hearts Dancin' in our eyes.