Gristle, bile and grime Infesting every surface Surreal patterns of rouge The penance of being careless The need for professional Containment of disease Scour scrub and wipe Yearning for a sparkle Underneath the human waste Reveal the tiles and marble Dial 1-800-mess-be-gone For all your clean-up needs A drug addled enthusiasm Compensates our lack of expertise A predilection for gore An unhealthy zest A psychotic fixation In dealing with d**h Scooping up remains Pouring into tins and jugs Redistribute the filth Regurgitate the past