Tonight I hold the one I love far from the one at home I picked her up some time ago and I never feel alone I held on tight too many years to ever set her free And though she's not a lady she still means the world to me. Chorus: She's no lady but I love her, she's been known to be untrue She's been knocked around and picked on, even dropped a time or two She's been pa**ed around at parties, sat on everybody's knees This old guitar's changed hands a time or two but it still belongs to me. It still belongs to me. --- Instrumental --- She's the one who keeps me from my wife and family half the time She haunts me and she drives me to these honky tonk dives I pick her up each evening as the neon starts to glow And hold her closer to my heart than any lady's ever known Chorus: She's no lady but I love her, she's been known to be untrue She's been knocked around and picked on, even dropped a time or two She's been pa**ed around at parties, sat on everybody's knees This old guitar's changed hands a time or two but it still belongs to me. It still belongs to me. Chorus: She's no lady but I love her, she's been known to be untrue She's been knocked around and picked on, even dropped a time or two She's been pa**ed around at parties, sat on everybody's knees This old guitar's changed hands a time or two but it still belongs to me. It still belongs to me...