On an empty old street A bare naked lady Came up to me And said, "Why are you crying?" I didn't know what to say 'Cause when she asked me I forgot She wasn't pretty But ooh she was smiling With her whole body Gloriously driving me insane 'Cause I could not find the words. Then Big Ben told us it's 10:30 And we were thirsty standing in the rain. So we opened our geggys and drank the water, Better than a soda We said "tah" for the black cloud. Bursting in on us Screamed a police car, And a big man got out And said "Why are you laughing?" We didn't know what to say 'Cause when he asked us, We forgot. He wrapped her body in an itchy blanket Though she was happy without any clothes. So I opened my geggy and told him to let her be. He clocked me with his billy and took her away. And I waved like the Queen of England Elbow elbow wrist wrist wrist Elbow elbow wrist wrist wrist Elbow elbow wrist wrist wrist Elbow elbow wrist wrist wrist Elbow elbow wrist wrist wrist It was just one of those days When a bare naked lady Came up to me And said, "Why are you crying?" I didn't know what to say 'Cause when she asked me I forgot