P. as in potato S - L - U - F - F Was a man who lived in Idaho Far away from all the rest (of the world) He had a beautiful farm With a chicken and a cow and a horse And lots of 78 records In the barn of course And every Sunday night People gathered there To dance while Mr. P. Sluff called From his rockin' chair He'd turn 'em to the left And turn 'em to the right But most of all he liked to Rock 'em back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Now when he was a baby, P. Love to be picked up Especially when he was rocked Back and forth by Mrs. Sluff They named him Patrick Allen But they called him P. for short 'Cause the first sound that he made was "puh" with a little snort When he grew to seven Kids would make fun of his name But it didn't bother him a bit He liked it just the same 'Cause it was the first letter of his Favorite word "please" And pick me up and rock me back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Now P. Sluff was an old man All of eighty-four But happy as a swing set when He's rocking back and forth But the day came when he died Everybody cried and gathered in the barn On Sunday night to say goodbye Then they put a record on They all knew the steps And they did a special curtsy To P.'s old rocking chair Then it began to rock gently back and forth And gradually it rocked more and more and more and more Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth While rocking back and forth Mr. P. Sluff rocked 'em back and forth From his rockin' chair