The book of love is long and boring No one can live the damn thing Its full of charts and fashion figures And with instructions for dancing And iiii I love it when you read to me And youuu You can read me anything The book of love has music in it The fact that's where music comes from Some of it's just transing dancel Some of it's just really dump And iiiiii I love it when you sing to me And youuu You can sing me anything (yeah) You can sing me anything Ooooh ooh ooh Ooooh ooh ooh Ooooh ooh ooh ... The book of love is long and boring Really many years ago It's full of flowers and heart shaped boxes And things were all too young to know And iiii I love it when you give me things And youuu You want to give me wedding rings (yeah) You want to give me wedding rings You want to give me wedding rings