She asks me why I'm just a hairy guy I'm hairy noon and night Hair that's a fright I'm hairy high and low Don't ask me why Don't know It's not for lack of bread Like the Grateful Dead Darlin' Gimme a head with hair Long, beautiful hair Shining, gleaming Steaming, flaxen, waxen Gimme it down to there Hair shoulder length or longer Here, baby, there, Mama Everywhere, Daddy, Daddy Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it Hair Show it Hair, hair Long as God can grow it My hair Let it fly in the breeze And get caught in the trees Give a home to the fleas In my hair Oh, a home for fleas Yeah A hive for bees Oh yeah A nest for birds There ain't no words For the beauty The splendor The wonder of my hair Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it Hair Show it Hair, hair Long as God can grow it My hair I want it long, straight, and curly Fuzzy, snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy, shining Gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied O say, can you see My eyes? If you can Then my hair's too short Down to here Down to there I want hair Down to where It stops by myself Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo They'll be gaga at the gogo When they see me in my toga My toga made of blond, brilliantine, Biblical hair My hair like Jesus wore it Hallelujah, I adore it Hallelujah, Mary loved her son Why don't my mother love me? Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it Hair Show it Hair, hair Long as God can grow it My hair Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it Hair Show it Hair, hair Long as God can grow it My hair Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair Flow it Hair Show it Hair, hair Long as God can grow it My hair Woo! Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair