Gary Oldman - Actors Against Acting Athletes lyrics

Hi, I'm Gary Oldman, actor. Some of you may know me from such films as Dracula, Air Force One and Kung-Fu Panda 2. Now, just as a professional basketball player spends hours on the court, mastering every aspect of his game, I, Gary Oldman studied acting for many years to perfect my craft. And just as I Gary oldman, actor, would never try and join a NBA team just because I'm famous, I Gary Oldman, would very much appreciate it, if professional basketball players would stay the f** out of movies! Who the hell told you, you could f**ing act, the director on your Powerade commercial? You're not f**ing actors, some of you can't even speak f**ing english. You s**, get it? You, s**! See how I did that? That's called acting. Did you feel the emotion? I can do that, you can't. That's what I mean. f** you.