Gary Lazer Eyes - Lazer Eyes lyrics

[Verse 1: Gary Lazer Eyes] Oh, my, God you guys are boring me You mean that ounce is all you're finna be pouring me? I'm not talking liquid I'm talking watery bars Juicy to the touch burning contact with scars Like a lemon to an emo sick of her dad like the chemo Help Walter White's lungs So he distributed d** Got connected with thugs Became a millionaire but still giving all the f**s? That's my goal maybe not with the cancer and all But I sure wouldn't mind being able to ball and chain Like a slave to the game-play f** Pewdiepie's tight a** all night long! Oh I'm so damn wrong so he would be up on the Twitch Showing off Lazer dick while I stab him in the neck Take his youtube check and cash out on my payday Okay oh wait no I am not gay better take back what you say (Ya f**ing dick, f**!) [Verse 2: Gary Lazer Eyes] Aaand you know I've got all the Playboy hoes Got more hops than Derrick Rose That's how beer is grown like the Wittekerke That word's in German wie findest du kirche? All praise be to the unholy k**a k** it three language trilingual murder Now what's the third one all you fools are asking Bad tongue of the baddest we call it Spanish! Necesito cabeza de una chica chica Better be a bad b**h who likes the throat deeper It's a plus if she swallows that mean she's a keeper I suggest a light skin them girls they can treat ya, ooh! White dick in mixed p**y never looks so bad Take hold of the curl pull away from the head Stroke hard stroke fast lay a smack on the a** f** work f** church f** all the cla**, yugh! And I....and I... [Verse 3: Gary Lazer Eyes] And I'm wrong for the thong that I stole from your mother Dipped the f**er in wax and sold it to your brother Now he's steady beating off to his mother's pair of panties God damn Lazer Eyes always up to shenanies Better put an up to the ante while I fiddle with her fannie With seventeen fingers in her a** that's a plenty, ah That's a plenty, seventeen, God damn [Outro: Gary Lazer Eyes] And I hope you get that it's plain to see That you have entered MY realm ya see It's Gary says as Gary does with Gary's nut fuzz That Gary don't trust cause Gary does nut while Gary does nut! Ha, now let the troubles go Gary Lazer Eyes: The Album I'd like to welcome you s** one off my dick and stay the night for a spell or two I hate to quote a sh**ty rapper but b**h I DON'T fu*k WITH YOU WUH!!