Garth Brooks - Please Operator (Could You Trace This Call) lyrics

[Chorus] Please operator could you trace this call Find out where I'm drinking Which dirty beer hall And send a cab driver to call for me here No need to describe me 'Cause I ain't all here She told me to get lost And that's what I did But I've done it so well I don't know where I hid And she swore that she never will see me again Hell I'll never find me In the shape that I'm in [Chorus] Now I had to ask myself If I were me And I was out drinking Well where would I be Then I thumb nailed the label And there I appeared Hiding out in a bottle Behind a three-day old beard [Chorus] Well I may be lonely But I'm never alone Cause I've been beside myself Since she's been gone Oh, please operator could you trace this call Find out where I'm drinking Which dirty beer hall And send a cab driver to call for me here And if he can find me I'll buy him a beer Please operator could you trace this call Find out where I'm drinking Which filthy beer hall And send a cab driver to call for me here I'll be beside myself Pouring down beer