Garry Shider - Man's Best Friend lyrics

[George Clinton] Uh-huh, AHH HAH! OH YES~! Treat me bad, and I'll take it Throw your ball I'll run and chase it Fetch you the newwwwspaper Treat me good, I'll do you tricks I'm in need I'll catch a fix Love me 'til I'm in your favor I said a dog is man's best friend! I said a dog is girl's best friend! Oh a fox, can be foxy And brother wolf, he's the guy Shootin straight through the woods and ate, grandma But a dog is a dog Is a dog is a dog Unlike the wolf who'd make a widow out of grandpa I'm liable to save a life to you baby when you're lost out in the snow I'll be like Santa Claus, so don't be dissin Say you sho' can use some snow Provin dog is man's best friend Ohh milkbones for milk y'all Make me stick my nose in there And see who do I smell, ahahahaha! Oooh! Uh-huh, uh-huh, AHH HAH YEAH~! Pat my back, pat my back Pat my back, I'm contented Watch my tail and I will wag it Fetch you the newwwwspaper Extend your hand and I will lick it Throw the stick I'll run and get it For just a bone I'll be forever in your favor Just let me go in the yard! [repeat 2X] A dog is man's best friend A dog is girl's best friend And don't forget puppy love! And remember, my bite is rough Much worse than my bark Ass patrol the dark, woof! Tear the roof off! {*long instrumental solo*} Dog, is man's best friend, HIS BEST FRIEND! Dog is a woman's best friend I said dog, is man's best friend [George Clinton] Extend your hand and I will lick it Toss the stick I'll run and get it Just a bone I'll be forever in your favor Standing dog in the yard, GUARRRD~! [repeat 2X] Oh we keep turnin ya on, keep turnin ya on We, keep turnin ya on Hey hey, OWWWWWWWWWW! {*transitions into Loopzilla*}