Garfunkel & Oates - I Don't Know Who You Are lyrics

You say hello And I say hello back You say it's nice to See me again crap This conversation just keeps going Want to get through this without you knowing You can see it in my eyes My calculating bullsh** lies You look at me so appalled Cause I don't recognize you at all Now am I an a**hole Or are you just boring? Cause one of these two things must be true Am I self absorbed, preoccupied, and shockingly c*nty Or is there just nothing memorable about you? Well even if I'm arrogant and totally s** I'm still betting on the latter cause you're bland as f** I don't know who you are I don't have a freaking clue So get a catchphrase, get an accent f** your face up with a tattoo Okay, so fine, so now you know That I don't know, so there you go That you don't even look a little familiar to me And I blame you I blame you I'm willing to bet This happens to you a lot This can't be the first Blank stare that you've got You're a sand-filled desert without a mirage You're a Honda Accord in a parking garage You're camouflage on camouflage You're a dumb white guy on Entourage You've chosen no form of expression Yet expect to make an impression Now am I a sh**head Or are you just blugh? Hey I think that question is pretty fair You're looking at me like I governed Alaska But I won't remember you anyway so I don't care You're overwhelming averageness is such a drag So fix the situation or wear a name tag I don't know who you are Not even a little bit Carry nun-chucks, adopt a black kid To make people give a sh** Okay, so fine, so now you know That I don't know, so there you go That you don't even look a little familiar to me And I blame you I blame you I blame you I blame you